So why would the Transformers hanging out with underage girls? Because, like the earlier Motormasters line, they got their power from these girls. Yet these girls didn't transform into engine blocks. No, they powered the Transformers through kisses -- hence the name "Kiss Players."
That's right: the power of an underage girl's kiss just seemed to charge Optimus Prime's engines, readying him to go into battle against the Decepticons. Because there's just nothing like suggestive sexual contact with underage girls to make the body of an extraterrestrial war machine flood with energy.
I'm sure someone thought this was a cute idea: combine Transformers with the popular phenomenon of anime girls, then make the girls give those Transformers cute and innocent little kisses. Who could object?
Until you see those figures. And how they're posed in promotional photographs. And the art on the box.
If you remove the "underage" part of this, then that's a Transformers movie I might actually want to see!
Go check out the link. There are pictures. Seriously. Unless you happen to be at work, in which case you will probably be fired. Seriously.
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