17 May 2006

Completely Hypothetical

Let's just say, and believe me, this is a hypothetical, that your wonderfully beautiful fiancee comes home after work and a bit of shopping. Let's just say.

And let's just say that instead of going straight for a quick dinner, maybe you and your wonderful woman are feeling a bit frisky, and go upstairs for a nice bit of, how shall we say, discreetly adult activities.

And let's just say that at the end of such activities, when you're feeling sweaty and tired in that good way, and have her wonderful taste in your mouth and the scent of her hair in your nose, and you're feeling all is right with the universe around you because you just got some really nice relaxing sex from the woman you love, what do you want to drink with dinner afterwards?

Why, Stone Ruination IPA, of course.

Appearance: 4.5
Smell: 4.5
Taste: 4.5
Mouthfeel: 4.5
Drinkability: 4.5

Purchased at Strong Bros. Liquor Store, Fayetteville, TN.

A: Pours an orange-yellow body, thick white head. Quite clear, but slight haziness towards bottom.

S: Strong crisp hops in nose, slight grapefruit.

T: Grapefruit flavor very prominent, with very strong hop profile. Clear, crisp, invigorating hops.

M: Hops are actually painful to the palate, but in a good way. Beer foams nicely and tickles the tongue.

D: Goes down clean and with no alcohol bite. Miles better than regular Stone IPA.

Went perfectly with a nice salad with blue cheese dressing and some leftover pasta. A really nice way to end an afternoon. Hypothetically, of course.

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